Whizz for Atomms by Ronald Searle & Ronald Searle

Author:Ronald Searle & Ronald Searle
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9780141932613
Publisher: Penguin Books Ltd
Published: 2009-09-12T04:00:00+00:00

This leave you pritty much where you were but it is better than buying a midday edition when all the tipsters agree:

RACING SUMARY. 3.30.

PREPOSTEROUS (Daily Plug) DANDRUFF

MENDAX (The Smugg) DANDRUFF****

ON THE BALL (Daily Shame) DANDRUFF

ALCESTES (Farmer’s Joy) DANDRUFF

ect.

Every horse is said to have POINTS

Everything is right. DANDRUFF hav won over the distance, it hav two ancestors from the national stud, a french owner, trained on meat, sits up in its stable, lest … pig … up … firm going THE LOT. BASH ON THE WINE GUMS. As you are sitting nonchalantly in your club drinking a last pepsi cola you carelessly pick up the ticker tape.

3.30. SPONGER’S PARK. 1. BEES KNEES. 2. CLOT. 3. MORBID. ALSO RAN – DANDRUFF. SKOOL CHEESE. 5 RAN. DANDRUFF 51/1 ON (FAVRITE)

‘Hogsnorton.’

‘Yes. sir?’

‘Bring me another pepsi cola.’

‘The ’37, sir, or the Club?’

‘Wot do it matter? There is only 6d in it.’

Let us stroll over to the padock where the horses are parading. All around is the clamour and bustle of the race-coarse full of gipsies, oafs, cads, snekes tipsters, bullies in fakt it mite just as well be a half-hol at st. custards. See who strolls among them it is ickle-pritty fotherington-Tomas the wonky wet of the skool!

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